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By the way, happy new year and I've decided to upload the new H.A.I.R. of 2005 since I'd be out partying tonight. Have fun!

Oooh, a Biffy®!!!

Next Christmas, buy one another a Biffy® Personal Rinse.



I just love the instructional video! Cracks me up all the time...



Its benefits?

The Biffy® Personal Rinse was developed by physicians and nurses for your personal health. Rubbing with paper is not only unclean and archaic,it is very irritating
to delicate tissues and spreads bacteria around the rectal and vaginal areas. The resulting contamination can feel uncomfortable and lead to vaginal colonization.

Ah... I'm sure that sales pitch will move at least 20 units by tommorrow...

Fuck me sideways...

Max just posted this on his blog. I feel like a cheap whore. What happened to Novak, our lil side project? *whine whine whine*

Anyway, the doode is down with flu for the past 3 weeks. So we are still a band (?) with the EP cover but no EP.

Actually, reading his entry got my hands all itchy again to do some Agents Of Smith stuff. Gotta try doing some electronic-based music again. Just heard that Phorous has snagged themselves quite a couple of interesting guest vocalists for their debut album. Linda of Lunarin and Eswandy of big.redmoment are doing a "dark" house duet and there are some R'n'B stuff on it as well.

Crap, always one step behind...

A little peek...

Another Christmas. Another Christmas without getting laid.

Well, I usually don't post any reflections about my life and use my blog entries as self-serving epiphanies to the rest of the world. I think there are far too many such blogs out there anyway. However, today I shall break that rule and let you guys in a little to the inner workings of my mind.

Most people ask me why I still remain single. Am I too fussy or am I over-reaching most of the time? Shaddup. Yes, you at the back, shaddup.

What the case really is that I'm just too lazy and too half-arsed to do anything. I'm expecting God to drop me someone like Lin Chi-ling and say to me, "Alright, there you go. Have fun."

Seriously... End of confession.

Sin City trailer

Watch Jessica Alba twirl that lasso again in Quicktime.

Vampirella

I mentioned in my previous post that I saw a pretty HOTT chick dressed as Vampirella during Halloween. I thought she was going to Zouk but it turned out that she was at another party. Stumbled upon this while surfing the exitmusik forum.

She thought that being a vampire meant that you'd end up looking as suave as Brad Pitt in 'Interview With The Vampire', not like an extra from 'Dawn Of The Dead'.

Make your own Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Toast

Mother to the doode whom we are grateful to for 2 holidays, wife to the most famous cukolded man in history and now useful kitchen appliance. Your CV can't look as good as that!

Buy it here!!!

Harry Potter movie 4: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

The boys gettin' dressed for Nation '05.

Cockteaser...

Fantastic Four

Never have been a fan. I predict this will bomb big time, potentially causing the demise of superhero movies like how Joel Schumacher's 'Batman & Robin' tanked. But I'm in a Jessica Alba's mood today.


Dang, like G.Dawg would say, "Baby's got back. Uh-huh." And she looks great as a blonde too. Just like how Kirsten Dunst should consider being a permanent redhead/ strawberry blonde.

White Supremacists

Nothing warms my heart more than a couple of kids taking up instruments to rock the world. Okay, I can think some other things but that's not the point here.



I know, damn cute right? But these 2 kids are fronting a white supremacist band and they have those types of recording labels in the States. No, I'm not fucking with you. Read about it here.

Courage & Stupidity

"His film is a classic. The story behind it is legendary."

Or that's what they say here.

Hullo... What do we have here?

Trailer for the movie is out. It looks decent. I like the scene of Jessica Alba twirling the lasso. A lot. Watch it here.







Couldn't tell it was Benicio Del Toro

Novak, it is...

Perhaps, we are the only band/ group in the world with the EP cover out before we have any recorded tunes. Me and my mate, Max formed this group, Novak to write and play some Brit-pop influenced tunes, the stuff we spent our fomulative years listening to.


Doode, there's a missing dot after the 'P'.

Here's what Max posted on his blog:

Well, I suppose when you have nothing to do except sending dozens of resumes and hope for THAT EXCLUSIVE interview to come, you could write some songs. Me and my mate Willy (in the same situation) are currently brainstorming on a few tracks. So far, we have two confirmed songs. One a Bernard Butler-style track similar to 'Stay' and the next a song which was written yonks ago, titled "Lovely Lady".

"Lovely Lady" was written after my break-up with a galfriend about 7 years ago. In the mould of Hurricane #1, the track contains a heavy bass line and plenty of guitar solos, which will be provided by my brother, Melvin.

This weekend, I will have to get down and produce 2 more tracks. Hopefully, everything will arise early next year.

Yeah, I still don't hear the Hurricane 1 influence on 'Lovely Lady'. But for the Bernard Butler rip-off, you can be sure that we're gonna put strings on it!!! Hopefully, it'd sound decent and we would be able to pull it off. Tis a 'pussy song' but I like it. For a moment, Novak's motto was "Chicks dig Coldplay and we want to dig chicks." But in the end, we decided just to be pussy. That's enough.

Max is wrong in his account. We have another tune which is dedicated to Kristin Kreuk of Smallville fame. She rawks... I think we are calling it 'Song For Lana'. Fuck, we are such opportunists. I just hope that we can nail this sucker of an E.P. out as soon as possible. I need something to drive me forward nowadays.

In other related news, my main act, The Love Experiment would be playing at the Esplande Theatre next month. Details in around... well, 2 weeks' time! We should be putting up a demo mp3 for downloading. Needless to say, I fucked it up as usual.

I am part of the problem...

As found on Billy's blog, The death of the media industry as we know it...

It's truly scary. And it makes you think that the MediaCorps and MediaWorks merger is nothing compared to this.

Don't hold me...

Hostage.

A Bruce Willis film that actually looked like it's worth your time.

F.A.C.T.S.

This stands for Families Against the Casino Threat in Singapore. No, I'm not shitting you and as most folks would know by now through the wonders of mass mail circulation. Here's the site!

While I applaud their efforts for devoting their time to such a cause, don't we all know by now that nothing will change the Singaporean government mindset when it comes to making money? I don't see this hooha when the government decided to open up the life sciences industry. So it's alright to teach your children that gambling is evil but messing around with your God-given DNA genes through stem-cell research is perfectly fine indeed. Where are the Christians on this issue man?

I utterly sit on the fence on both issues. I'd be the first to admit that I'm selfish. I don't know how much I can benefit from both matters. But I rather keep my mind open on this issue.

Parents will warn kids about the dangers of gambling. These kids will grow up to be conscious of the dangers. There are those families who go on gambling tours to Genting, etc. Guess who would grow up thinking that gambling is just a hobby?

In Singapore, legalised betting is already an S$2-billion-per-annum industry and a declared national past-time. Why? No balls to take the cludgels up against that? Too afraid that the Internal Security Act will pounce on you and your HDB flat eh? Or is one of the F.A.C.T.S. committee members' relative on the National Kidney Foundation subsidary list? Hey, doesn't Singapore Pools give NKF some money annually as part of their yearly PR-goodwill campaign? Hmmm.... and it makes me wonder.

Like what the Manic Street Preachers so self-righteously declared, "pro-life equals anti-choice". Is that really the case? Just teach your kids well. That's the best thing that any parents can do.

"Where are you?!?!?!"

Here...

Dave Mustaine apologises...

Read this on one of the e-mailers I subscribe to:

MEGADETH mainman Dave Mustaine has posted the following message on
the group's official message board:

"Droogies!

"Tonight I had the honor and priveledge to host a special [MTV2 'Headbanger's Ball'] tribute to the life of Darrel 'Dimebag' Abbott.

"I went out to NYC Thursday at 9:30 PM on a redeye to do this, and during the period since then, I have had a good amount of time to reflect on my own life.

"I realized how fortunate I am, and have been to have met some of you, and in some cases become friends with many of you.

"What is bothering me is the people who I have not been able to meet, or worse, have met and ended up not being friends with. There are many.

"I would like to, in honor of Darrel's life, learn from him and how many friends he apparently had made.

"Over my career I have a lot of cleaning up to do on my side of the street as well as letting things go, for once and for all; I need to apologize to many people and also to forgive and quit holding grudges.

"Having said that, if there is something I did to you or someone you know, please give me the opportunity to make this right.

"To SLAYER and METALLICA: I am sorry for whatever I may have done in the past and wish to make it right, to put it behind us. Please let me know how and when we can talk this out.

"To previous bandmembers and managers: I say the same to you.

"To all the MEGADETH/METALLICA fans: from this day forward, there will never be another unkind word from my mouth perpetuating this silly 22-year-old feud.

"And to heavy metal fans around the world: I am going to emulate Dimebag by being more like him; more friendly, and more interested in your lives too, I promise.

"I am grateful to have been asked to come in this hour of darkness to represent us all as we come together and heal as a worldwide music community, and I would be a fraud if I didn't say I need to do more to better represent.

"Thank you in advance for your forgiveness and for your support."

Blade: Trinity

It sucks. Yes, fuck the pun...

Watched it on Friday with Weiyuan and Fritz. The only good thing about the show was Jessica Biel. She doesn't look that great in the stills but in the movie, she's HOTT... I stumbled across this piece of news which talks deleted scenes from the movie. I had my hopes up that it was Biel in the buff but it turned to be this.



Anyway, managed to find some pic of Jessica Biel.

Dole or Dough?

Happiness is a little bunny and that little bunny is me.

Okay, that sounded fucken off. Anyway, I managed to install Cakewalk Sonar 3, a music sequencing/recording application software in my notebook. Hehehe, finally I'm in business!!! I have used Cakewalk Pro Audio 9 before and have gotten quite used to the interface. But then again, Cakewalk just released Sonar 4 recently.

Shit, looking at it is making me drool. Man, you can compose a soundtrack and edit videos on it all at the same time. Apparently, the looping functions are corrected than before.



Looks like it's time to move north to JB and look for the Holy Grail...

Well, Max and I have formed a little side-project and will be trying to get some stuff together for recording. So, it's all good when Sonar 3 is currently installed, hopefully it works.

In any case, I suggested On The Dole due to our spotty employment histories or Dole for short. He misheard it to be Dough. Actually, it doesn't really matter. Hopefully, we'd be able to get some stuff out before the year ends. We're revisiting the only tune that he has ever written which he says sound like Hurricane #1. But I thought it sounded like Oasis with a little of the rootsy The Verve country style thrown in.

Oh yeah, we started a bit of work on a new tune which I forced him to write at gun point. It's a piece modelled after Coldplay as a joke. Well, if you can beat 'em...

But knowing the speed that both of us work at, a 3 or 4 song EP by New Year's Day might not be possible. A couple of friends would be helping us out on this little project. Good luck to us!!! We'll need it...

Aging Youth Productions web-zine #11

For a good laugh, head on over to the web-zine I do with my frens. Serious. We got some funny fuckers on the grill this time round.

Plus we are revamping the website... again in anticipation of the gig we are organising next month. And yeah, I'd be playing as well. More details soon...

I begin... once again

This is just fucken sad...

Dimebag Darrel, ex-lead guitarist of Pantera had been gunned down earlier in a LA club while playing with his new band, Damageplan. He didn't survive the shooting. My condolescenes to his family.

He was a great musician and all-round funny guy.

Read about it.



Rest in peace, doode.

Queen my Amidala

What I read from an interview with Mike Nichols, director of the movie, "Closer". It stars Julia Roberts, Jude Law, Clive Owen and Natalie Portman.

Q: What about the decision to excise the footage of Natalie Portman nude?


Mike: That’s really just two seconds. All it is is this. What you’re seeing in the picture is from the back, she goes like this and closes up her brassiere. I also had it from the front, so you had maybe a second and a half of Natalie and then her bra was closed. That’s all there ever was, that’s all I ever shot. But it has a sort of like of its own. It sort of keeps coming back and people are saying, “Is it online? Can we see it?’”

Q: Is it?


Mike: No. Because my deal with Natalie was, I said, “It’s your body, you decide. We’ll shoot what we shoot and then I’ll show you and you’ll decide what you want to show and what you don’t, and it’s not anybody else’s decision or business.” And then she thought it over having seen it and she said, “I really don’t want to be walking down the street and see a guy and wonder whether he’s seen my tits.” So when I took it out, and it really was a couple of seconds- that’s all there is, that’s all there ever was- it was better, because the scene and the picture are not about showing anything. They’re about experiencing- seeing him seeing it. We don’t see it. He’s looking.

Don't sweat it, Max. With your God-given skills, I'm sure you can track that little bit of omitted footage and share it with us.

Where you end and I begin...

The Man In Black

Joaquim Phoenix is totally credible as Johnny Cash in the bio-pic, "Walk The Line". I'm totally buying him as Cash.



This totally creams me...


Shooter Jennings, playing his own father, Waylon, Cash's sideman.

But I'm not placing too much faith on Reese Witherspoon as Cash's wifr, June Carter.


Somehow, "Legally Blonde" keeps popping into my head...

Jesus Holy Christ!!!

Saw this avatar while I'm gg thru some forums.



Reminds of that time while I was at Zouk with some of my army frens. Sweet Jesus...

Your skin makes me cry...

Found on Chee Ken's blog, some flash animation using Radiohead's acoustic version of Creep. Really nice. "Your skin makes me cry..."

Lin Chi-ling's ass makes me wanna spank it...

The war carries on...

How to chase girls...

Yeah, me mate Lolo sent me a link on how and where to court girls. I think we can all take a lesson or two from this doode.

My favourite excerpt is: Anyone can be passive. Anyone can be a quiet critic and an armchair wanker. Anyone can think of a thousand excuses why they're not out there fighting for a babe. It's safe and cosy. Just order a pizza, get a video, water the plants and close your eyes to the opportunity that is out there, all the while convincing yourself that you're having a great time. Remember, while you're not chatting up that babe with your name tattooed on her left buttock, somebody else is. It takes courage to grab your coat, slap on a bit of Freedom and mingle.

Hooked On A Feeling

Oh my gawd!!! David Hasseholf in action!!! Must watch to believe!!!



What the fuck are those Germans thinking?!?!?

Biography

Just read Ed The Tech Guy's blog. His entire life is serialised now for our entertainment... macham reality TV siah...

Sorta inspiring as I believe that you get directions in life by reviewing your past. Gawd knows I need directions in life. A biography of my life would be good cause I get complaints like

a) There's no porn on this blog.
b) I only post pictures of scantily clad women.
c) Beige and peach on pink are disgusting and gay.
d) It's too messy.

Yada yada...

Lois Lane

This season of Smallville has a new character, Lois Lane aka Mrs Clark Kent in the future of the Superman mythology. Here's she portrayed as an older woman, a college chick. Which is all cool... except that they casted the wrong person. An unknown by the name of Erica Durance. She just looks bimbotic and really old for a 20 year old (in real life, she's 26). Nice rack though. But still it's wrong.

Woah... Mama...

Me mate, Max just posted a pic of his Amateur B.I.R.D. of the week on his blog.

If I went like this...

I might have gotten into Zouk free for Halloween.

Ah ha...

Well, looks like I've competition. Max just started his B.I.R.D. of the week on his blog. He posted the FHM "Dress your girlfriend in a G-string, take a photo and send it to us" compeition. I didn't know his girlfriend was that generous.

In other news, I read this on Eros Blog, involving 2 women and a real pussy. I dunno whether to sympathise or just laugh when I finished reading the tale.

My ever-so-civil-conscious fren, b.boy posted an article on his blog.

Steve Baumer, Chief Operating Officer of Micro-Soft threatens that Asian governments will get sued for intellectual property infringement if they were to switch to IBM's Linux.

Such an outrageous remark might prompt millions of Windows XP users in Asia to abandon XP and switch to Linux on the spot... if their XP copy weren't pirated, to begin with.

Are we racist?

Are we? Got it from The Toneknobber...

Holy Kreuk!!!

Phoebe Cates is the Kristen Kreuk of the 80's man. I was looking at some Gremlins website when I realised my childhood crush wasn't Carrie Fisher in a leather bikini chained up by Jabba the Hutt.

Holla!

Had beer and supper with memberss from Da Massive.


Jay-S and his beef congee


b-boy and his 'ho, Gracie

Blade: Trinity

Well, I'd be watching it lah, for sure.

Here's a 2 minute clip of it. Chekkit.

The trailer's out at the official site.



I must admit Jessica Biel's looks doesn't really do it for me (but she looked pretty goot at the MTV 2004 Movie Awards). But dang, the outfit makes her look damn toy-ght. Toy-ght as a toy-ghter.

Neo is back...

Well, okay. Not really in all that aspect.

Damn right, he got it sorted out

Folks know I'm impartial to kids... though this toddler is too young to vote, he sure knows his politics.

How I won a free dinner...

Met Max for coffee today and on the way home, I went to the mam shop to buy some ciggies. We came upon this mag.



He began insisting that the girl on the right is Hong Kong celeb Michelle Reis and started saying that my judgement was wrong and all. It was Gigi Lai. But no, he's cocksure that he's right.

Voila! Free dinner. Highlight of my day.


Michelle Reis

By the way, I also dig the chick on the left of Gigi Lai,
Maggie Cheung. Yeah, apparently Maggie is a very common name in Hong Kong.

Aging Youth Productions

For those in the know, the 10th issue is already uploaded. But what some of you folks dunno is that Lilia's band, morphy was interviewed by us. To boot, we have a downloadable mp3 as well.

So for those NUS BizAd doodes, go check it out. Go... scoot...

Spooning With Satan lives!!!

For those naysayers and heretics of my death-country band, Spooning With Satan, fuck y'all bitches!!! We'll never die...

Anyway, the blog is updated.

We are also looking into producing our 1st rockumentary. For those who have experience in producing and directing rockumentaries, you can apply to help us out. Yes, all 3 of you...

What do you wash forst?

Doris sent me the following test.

When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first?

Please select a body first?

A. Chest
B. Face
C. Armpits
D. Hair
E. Privates
F. Shoulders
G. Others



Now Scroll Down To See What Your Answer Means.











































A Chest:
You are a practical person. Straightforward and do not beat around
the bush. To you, convenience is of paramount importance. You hate to
be distracted when concentrating and are impatient with people who
do not see things your way. A good sex partner and willing to try new
things. Your best partner in life will be those who choose D (Hair).



B Face:
Money is important to you and you will do anything to get it.
Integrity and dignity is not important. You feel that friends are
there to be used and life is one big hassle. Other people find it hard
to understand you, but you are not concerned as to what they think.
Very self-centered person. Average sex partner as too selfish and
tend to be absorbed in self pleasure at the expense of your partner.
Your best partner in life will be those who choose E (Privates)
and G (Others).



C Armpits:
You are a dependable and hard working person. Generally very
popular person as you are very down to earth and willing to help
others. Tend to get yourself into trouble as you cannot tell whether
people are genuine towards you. Make very poor sex partners as you
are the working type with average talent. Your best partner in life
will be those who choose F (Shoulders).



D Hair:
Artistic type. Daydreaming is your hobby, but you can achieve what
most other people cannot. Dedication is lacking, but you will work
tirelessly towards goals which are to your liking. Money is not
important. Friends are but only intellectuals and fellow artistic
types. Make the best sex partners as you are most willing to explore
and please ther other partner. Talent is your main strength. Your best
partner in life will be those who chose A (Chest) and E (Privates).



E Privates:
Shy type. You lack self confidence and tend to be bullied by others.
You do not have lots of friends as others find you boring and
unattractive. Perserverance is not your strength and you tend to give
up easily and at the first opportunity. However, you make an above
average sex partner. You are able to show your true emotions to very
few people. Hence in sex, you find your inner strengths. Your best
sex partner in life will be those who choose B (Face) and D (Hair).



F Shoulder:
A born loser. You fail in everything that you do. People dislike you
and you tend to spend your time alone. Your type have been known to
be heavy gamblers and drinkers. You see the world as a livin hell.
Money and power is also important to you. But your luck will always
fail you. You make a lousy sex partner. You will find it difficult to
find a partner in life. Those who choose C (Armpits) are your
only chance.



G Others:
You are a very average person. Undoubtedly, you have your inner
strengths, but people find it hard to see. You must learn to be a little
bit more adventurous and see your potential. Deep down, you are very
likeable person with very few faults. However, the key will be to
make your strengts stand out and not just hide you weaknessess. You
are an average sex partner. You have great fantasies about different
techniques, but unfortunately are not brave enough to try them out.
Your best partner in life will be those who choose B (Face).

I chose D. Hair... I like the "Make the best sex partners" bit best. Apparently, people who washes A and E first are suitable for me. Hell, I'd help you wash you chest and privates maaaan...

If you can't beat her... join her.

This is for da ladies who read mah blog. Uhhh!!!



How to dress like the very lovely Scarlett Johansson. Good luck, girls...

Everyone else has had more sex than me...

Ooooh oooohh...

You gotta check out the keyboard solo...

I'm too skinny...

Obviously, that's not me...

The Tears

Hey hey, it might be still Anderson and Butler in the songwriting credits department but they are known as The Tears now.

Their official site is here.

Feel the love bitches!!!

Fierce hamster...

Fountains Of Wayne

Download their whole album, "Welcome Interstate Managers" for free!!!

Do it!!!

The French Revolution

If I had a chick as hot as Jane Birkin, you can be sure I'd do some revolutionising of my own. Anyways, I've always been curious about Serge Gainsbourg and his works. Well, I've managed to find a mp3 of their duet, "Je t'aime moi non plus". Fuck if I'd know what that means. But my guess is "I love you" or something along those lines. Shitloads of moaning and groaning in French. Fuck if I know what that means too. Waitaminnit...

Right click and save as .



Serge Gainsbourg and Jane Birkin

For once, I'd agree with Khai: French chicks rawk!!!

Sin City

I've been a long time fan of the comic books. From these posters, it looks like the movie is shaping up nicely. While the story is shot in black and white with an entire CGI-ed backdrop (I felt dizzy while watching Sky Captain and the World of Tommorrow), I'm looking forward to this. Love the comic book feel of the posters.

Can't wait to see Jessica Alba's poster... exotic dancer... *slurp...*

Willy Wonka

The Life Aquatic

Bill Murray's new flick. From the teaser, it looks pretty funny too!



Chekkit!

Halloween

Went to my 1st Zouk Halloween on Saturday. Here are the photos.


Melvin who went as Gene Simmons from KISS or so he thought he was...


Roy went as The Crow.


Johann dressed as an Indian chief... Hmmmm....


Membersss Gabriel came as some Japanese doll horror thing while Sujin went as the Singapore Idol. Seriously... that was fucken lame, membersss...


Eric donned the entire Chinese vampire thing, complete with talisman! Though he didn't win Best Costume, he shoulda gotten something for best pick-up line. The talisman read in Mandarin, "Miss, how are you?"


I went as Sai Baba. I'm going as Jesus H. Christ the next year!!!


Seriously, Eric rawks the boat...


This guy came as a Banana mascot!!!


A clearer pic


Seriously, this is what folks should do to the whole entire Idol reality TV series.


It was really great inside...


Look at all the shit the other folks are wearing!!! Personally, I love this chick dressed as Vampirella (fucken hot!!!) and a couple of nice nurses... It was just one of those nights where you can wolf-whistle at chicks and they wouldn't mind... that much.


And I rawk while you suck!!!